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Whether you’re a dog person or a cat person… or both… you should enjoy these:
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a
message and get back to you.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.
Dorothy.
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." - Gene Hill
"In dog years, I'm dead." - Unknown
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you
in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in
your ear." - Dave Barry
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend;
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant
popularity of dogs." - Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down." - Robert
Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked
in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives." -
Sue Murphy
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture
unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the
conversation." - Fran Lebowitz
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth!" - Anne Tyler
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog
money." - Joe Weinstein
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few
persons." - James Thurber
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a
person with pets." - Nora Ephron
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence
that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert
A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him." - Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy
breath is one of the most fond memories!" - Dr.
Thomas Cat
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face." - Ben Williams
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a
problem." - Edward Abbey
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the
wag of his tail."
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than
he loves himself." - Josh Billings
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should
be." - Holbrook Jackson
Unless you are the lead sled dog, the view never changes.
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average
person." - Andrew A. Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he
will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a
man." - Mark Twain
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of
amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are
nuts." - John Steinbeck
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog.
You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last
beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion" - Cicero
You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this.
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to
pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English
proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen
Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get
back to you later." -Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to
a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -
Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next
life."- Faith Resnick
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats.
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom
of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
music and cats."- Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -
Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are
God."
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends
with strange cats." – Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch
"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat
spit." John S. Nichols
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
It may be called puppy love, but it's real to the puppy.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them." - Phil Pastoret
Don't cry over spilt milk, it makes it salty for the cats.
I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
There's more than one way to skin a cat....but not the same cat.
Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
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